Kids Say the Darndest Things

One of the best things about having a 3yr old is talking to him. He says the funniest things, such as:

“Santa didn’t bring the right thing. I still don’t have Harold.”

“Yes, let’s make cookies. Big cookies! They’ll be so healthy! Big and healthy!”

Upon tasting peppermint hot chocolate: “Why did they put gum in this?”

The reason why he isn’t playing with certain toys: “They’re going home for the season.”

“Stop crying baby, it’s too noisy!” And then proceeded to scream at the top of his lungs.

“I am the president.” Then 5 minutes later, “I’m not really a president like you, Daddy.”

After I told him we’d give the REI backpack to his kids one day: “There’s no baby in my tummy.”

“Daddy’s not home yet. He’s sleeping at work.”

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